Santa & Banta watching match. Dhoni ne 6 mari.
Santa- dekho dekho Goal hua.
Banta- abe tu pagal hi rahega Goal isme nahi CRICKET me hota hai.
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Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho
WIFE: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho,
SANTA: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho,
WIFE: Mai to maa banne wali hu,
SANTA: Mai bhi to baap banne wala hu.
SANTA: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho,
WIFE: Mai to maa banne wali hu,
SANTA: Mai bhi to baap banne wala hu.
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Principal: Why Are You Late?
Your Class Mates Came Together On Time.
Student: Sir, Sheeps Always
Come Together But
Lion Always come Alone. :-)