IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHI BANATE

DIL KA AASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,
BAGHON MAIN PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATY,
HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL,
IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHI BANATE..

Adult SMS

Q: What’s the definition of a “lesbian” ?

A: Just another damn Woman…..
trying to do a man’s job!!!

Sex is like NOKIA

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

like NIKE (just do it)

like PEPSI(ask for more)

like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and

like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

When I am sick I kiss my wife try it

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”