Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.

Pathan Bola,

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P

1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain

1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain,
2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain,
3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,
counting phir bhi na rukhay tu
usay kameenapan kehtay hai.

I have the power to suspend you

Principal:- I have the power to suspend you,
I have the power to fine you,
Ihave the power to Expel you,
Do you know where are you Stand.
Boy says:-In the power house

what do u wish 2 do in future

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram : I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod : I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.

IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHI BANATE

DIL KA AASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,
BAGHON MAIN PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATY,
HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL,
IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHI BANATE..

Itne kamjor hue teri judai se

Arz kiya hai…
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Gaur farmaiye…
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se!

What are the people of Turkey called

Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called?
Student : I don’t know.

Teacher : They are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Student : They are called Germs.

A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna.!! Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Ye Sukh Kya Chiz Hoti Hai

Ek Dost Dusre Dostse: Ye Sukh Kya Chiz Hoti Hai?

Dusra Kehta Hai: MaluM Nahi Meri To Bachpan Me Hi Shadi Ho Gayi Thi…

Twinkle Twinke Little Star

Twinkle Twinke Little Star,

You Should Know What You Are,

And If You Know What You Are,

Then Mental Hospital Is Not So Far…

Always Keep a Spare Tyre

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….